a-highly-functioning-sociopath:
i wanna be your best friend
He’s just so fucking fabulous
I fudging love you
(Source: mysteryofobscurity, via fall-through-time)
What your kids are really texting!
lol - laughing out loud
yrmoccfsr - you remind me of cottage cheese for some reason
dytkdwbmiisidlsoat - do you think Kirsten Dunst would be mad if I said I didn’t like Spiderman One and Two?
(via sluttyoliveoil)
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
(via ohthepotterness)
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one who’s getting murdered tonight
living up to your url, i see.
(via runandhug)
Who is that man and where do I get one?
(Source: jennalouisedaily, via runandhug)
Emma Watson at Met Ball 2013.
(Source: joshutchersonn, via aaronpauled)
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”
“Old sport”
(Source: andross, via severusinlove)
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
(via lovemetoinfinity)
NEED
(Source: brookiemx3, via teachingliteracy)
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
Lmao
(via magicalmischief)
I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol
(via sluttyoliveoil)
(Source: fuckthe-lov3, via alittlebellaforyou)
have my children
Oh my fucking god.
I have already named our children 😍
I don’t care about children but damn baby, we sure can practice making them anytime!! UNF.
(Source: sterektw, via hotcanadianguys)
