|me:||*sees a bug in my house*|
|me:||alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance|
|bug:||*flies at my face*|
|me:||first of all how dare you|
Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.
I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open.
"Give me something that says ‘I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jackoff boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the Explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self help videos till the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.’"
*man points to his hair do*
“That’s right. That’s the one.”