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Michael Jackson’s pronouns were most likely he/hee rather than he/him.
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using daydreaming as a coping mechanism is fun until you realize that none of it will ever be remotely real and you end up more depressed than before
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Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?
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THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY
Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.
I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies.
And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes
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Glad to know I’m not the only kid who played ‘keepy-uppies’ with a balloon to survive the boredom
(Source: twitter.com, via devouringbooks)
no one tells you that Adulthood is faking it til you make it and finding joy in things like cleaning out your closet or managing to buy candles 50% off
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I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.
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